Thursday 27 November 2014

Top-16 Things Men Should Never, Ever Do!

As a man, there are some things expected of you.
 
Yes, there has been clamor for gender equalities but you will agree with me that what the society expects from a woman is totally different from it expects from the men. Here are however some very important things YOU MUST NOT BE FOUND DOING as a man. Enjoy!

1. Never sit still while a pregnant woman stands in a bus.
2. Do not wear sunglasses at night, in the mall or on your forehead.
3. Do not wear your gold chain with a suit, or go to the dentist and ask them to put gold teeth in your mouth. What are you trying to achieve??

4. Do not wear a tight pair of trousers that shows your size and leaves an onlooker to the imagination of your package! We are okay with playing the guessing game.
5. Never compare your wife to your ex-girlfriend…If she was that good, why are you married to another lady?
6. Never give yourself a haircut, barber shops are there to do just that.
7. Never ever compete for the mirror, it is for women. Competing for it simply passing an information that you are some sort of  gay.
8. Mummy’s boy, leave your mummy at home! Stop talking about her, comparing every girl to her, and expecting her to do everything for you, especially when you moved out of the house.
9. It’s rude to stare at other women in the presence of your lady. Keep your eyes on your woman. She is there for a reason.
10. NEVER EVER hit or abuse a woman, it is down right disrespectful, and it does not make you powerful. In fact it just shows how weak you are.
11. Do not eat ice-cream in public, it just looks wrong!
12. NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER fart during sex!
13. Formal pant trousers with sandals is not a fashion statement, dear men please.
14. You have a curly hair on?? come on! Your woman can not be gelling your hair.
15. Never say you are almost there when you know that you are still far from near. If you have not left yet, then just say it. We have to wait the same amount of time anyway.
16. Speaking of telling it like it is, never be afraid to say what you need to say. Do not lie to a woman, women can handle it the truth!

Source: Lailasblog.com



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